KONGOMAX SOFTWARE PRESENTS

KONGOMAX

EPISODE ONE: THE HOMEPAGE
Homemade web apps and assorted nonsense, hosted with love and duct tape.

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KONGOMAX BIOS v4.51PG  (C) 1994 Kongomax MegatrendsCPU  : 80486DX2-66  Turbo: ONMemory Test : 640K OK + 7168K Extended OK Starting MS-DOS...HIMEM is testing extended memory...done.Loading HIMEM.SYS ............ OKLoading EMM386.EXE NOEMS ..... OKC:\>SET BLASTER=A220 I5 D1 H5 T6 SoundBlaster detected at 220, IRQ 5, DMA 1C:\>MOUSE.COM Mouse driver installedC:\>CD \KONGOMAXC:\KONGOMAX>KONGOMAX.EXEDOS/4GO Protected Mode Run-time  Version 1.97
Copyright (c) Kongomax Systems, Inc. 1998Found 7 program(s) in C:\KONGOMAX\PROJECTSWaking sysop KONGO.......... OKLoading homepage.......... 100%C:\KONGOMAX>

YOU ARE VISITOR #

since 1998 · THANX!

UNDER CONSTRUCTION

This directory is being built. Hard hats required past this point.

Abort, Retry, Fail?

SYSTEM CONFIG

CPU
486DX2/66
VIDEO
VGA 320×200×256
SOUND
SB16 @ 220h
MUSIC
OFF (forever)
SYSOP
Kongo
FREE
612K conv.

C:\KONGOMAX\README.TXT

KONGOMAX v1.0 — READ THIS FIRST!

Hi, welcome to Kongomax! This is where I put the little web apps I build for myself, plus whatever else I feel like posting. Some of it works. Some of it mostly works. One of it is currently on fire. None of it has a business plan. Poke around, click things, and if something breaks, congratulations: you found a feature.

Type DIR \PROJECTS to see all 7 programs, then sign the guestbook and tell me what you broke.

SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS

  • Any web browser (yes, even that one)
  • A sense of curiosity
  • 640K conventional memory (not really)

KNOWN BUGS

Yes.

-- the webmaster, typing this in EDIT.COM

OK Help

SETUP.EXE

Select Music Card:

Port 220   IRQ 5   DMA 1

Note: no matter what you pick, this homepage will never autoplay a MIDI. That's a promise from SETUP.EXE.

Save

Projects

C:\KONGOMAX\PROJECTS

5 file(s)   137,919 bytes ·  2 more on Disk 2

C:\KONGOMAX\PROJECTS>

C:\KONGOMAX\SYSOP\KONGO.NFO

ANSI-art portrait of Kongo: a dark grey gorilla with a brown face, a toothy grin and a cyan SYSOP t-shirt.
SYSOP
Kongo
ROLE
webmaster gorilla
ACCESS
255 (all of it)
NODE
1 of 1

Kongo lives under the desk, next to the server that is definitely not a fire hazard. He reviews every deploy, eats most of the snacks, and has never once read the documentation. If the site is up, thank Kongo. If it is down, Kongo was on break.

C:\KONGOMAX>ECHOMe build website. Website good.

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KONGO: “Me build website. Website good.”You need a blue key to open this door.